Wednesday, September 29, 2010

I was never a fan of mayo...

...until now. Funny how life changes, fast! We're constantly looking/hoping/wishing for change, then it happens and we're like, "dude, when did ______ happen!??" No one is in charge of your happiness except you! September has been good to me, August can suck a d*ck for all I care haha. I'm the most positive i've ever been in my entire life. I can't wait for what's in store for me!

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Sup

I've been inspired! Not only by my amazeballs Speech 10 teacher, but also by the mishaps and what nots that have transpired since August 5, 2010.

I love beautiful minds....no no, not the movie....actual people with beautiful minds. It's a major turn on for me. I honestly cannot handle stupidity. I'm a harsh critic and I run my mouth too much NOT to tell you what an idiot I think you just might be.

With that said, Drake, this blog's for you! Don't ever say I didn't dedicate anything to you...I suppose it doesn't matter because your ignorant ass will never get the chance to even read it! Ha! I feel relief in knowing that because of wonderful technological advances, I can literally block you out of my life. Sure you had nice upper extremities and you made me laugh, but you don't have too much going on upstairs- I'm referring to your brain Boo!

Last nite when I asked you if you had ADD, I meant it. Little did I know that it would take four dates and over a thousand text messages to realize just how dense you really are. So much for second...and third... and fourth chances. You are so intense, in the worst possible way. The bar has been set and your 5'3" booty will never reach it.

So to answer your persistent question, that's what's "sup."